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Supernaturally Strange Weather?

All this weird weather going on has called to mind one of my favorite passages from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. In Act II, Scene 1, Titania and Oberon meet in the woods and quarrel over, among other things, their various infidelities. The following speech is often cut from productions, I assume because it doesn't clearly and directly advance the plot, although I think it's critical to underscoring their shared power.

Titania tells Oberon that their arguments are causing some strange weather:

 These are the forgeries of iealousie,
And neuer since the middle Summers spring
Met we on hil, in dale, forrest, or mead,
By paued fountaine, or by rushie brooke,
Or in the beached margent of the sea,
To dance our ringlets to the whistling Winde,
But with thy braules thou hast disturb'd our sport.
Therefore the Windes, piping to vs in vaine,
As in reuenge, haue suck'd vp from the sea
Contagious fogges: Which falling in the Land,
Hath euerie petty Riuer made so proud,
That they haue ouer-borne their Continents.
The Oxe hath therefore stretch'd his yoake in vaine,
The Ploughman lost his sweat, and the greene Corne
Hath rotted, ere his youth attain'd a beard:
The fold stands empty in the drowned field,
And Crowes are fatted with the murrion flocke,
The nine mens Morris is fild vp with mud,
And the queint Mazes in the wanton greene,
For lacke of tread are vndistinguishable.
The humane mortals want their winter heere,
No night is now with hymne or caroll blest;
Therefore the Moone (the gouernesse of floods)
Pale in her anger, washes all the aire;
That Rheumaticke diseases doe abound.
And through this distemperature, we see
The seasons alter; hoared headed Frosts
Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson Rose,
And on old Hyems chinne and Icie crowne,
An odorous Chaplet of sweet Sommer buds
Is as in mockry set. The Spring, the Sommer,
The childing Autumne, angry Winter change
Their wonted Liueries, and the mazed world,
By their increase, now knowes not which is which;
And this same progeny of euills,
Comes from our debate, from our dissention,
We are their parents and originall

Read it aloud a couple of times; the language is beautiful, the imagery gorgeous, and the end statement always makes me wonder whether I am putting out too much negativity into the world.

My favorite line right now: "The human mortals want their winter here." C'mon guys! My handknits are languishing!

Text from Project Gutenberg

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